Swine Flu at the prep: terror knows no limits! [Gawker]
What with all that billion dollar thieving and civil suit hullabaloo, J. Ezra Merkin decides it might be a good time to stop managing his three Madoff Ponzi pawns hedge funds. [WSJ]
Ooooh the irony. (Grand) Mommy dearest: As Brooke Astor's accused swindler son stands trial, his own child testifies against him in court. [NYPost]
Breaking news: Official study confirms that, yes, bicyclists are totally annoying. [Gothamist]
With summer almost here and in order to fully embrace the recession (where have you been?!), it is so obvious that we really just need to drink more. [NYMAG]