Well, that was somewhat unexpected. Darth Cheney comes out in support of same-sex marriages [NYP]
Conan's debut - reviews are mostly "good", but few "greats" [Observer, DailyBeast, Gawker, HuffPost]
Almost a landmark DKNY billboard is being painted over (also of note: this is one of the last public depictions of the Twin Towers still up) [Racked]
Wrapping up the Emperor's Club VIP cases reveals the fullest details yet of Eliot Spitzer's extracurriculars [NYT]
Alternate currency introduced for more alternate kinds of jobs - I guess you might be paid in "slime" to be employed as a porn watcher [NYM]