Hilary Duff moves (and I mean WAY past) her good girl Disney days and signs on as the latest member of the Gossip Girl cast [NY Post]
American Apparel finally makes something people actually want to pay for: Naked girls! Er, sheets. [Racked]
Love, Ponzi-style: Ruth Madoff evicted from her penthouse [NY Post]
The summer's torrential rains are washing away New Yorkers' murderous impulses! So stop complaining about your hair already. [NY Times]
Proud to be an American? Proud enough to sing about it? [BuzzFeed]