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by SARAH MANDATO · July 28, 2009

    Legendary choreographer Merce Cunningham, who recently delighted BAM with a 90th birthday show, has died. R.I.P. to this great, New York artist. [WSJ]

    Texting while driving found extremely dangerous, study confirms. Research unfairly ignores that no one cares, and texting is fun. [NYT]

    There are two kinds of single girl, apparently. Shot in the dark, but we're predicting crazy and not crazy? [CNN]

    Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints star Reggis Bush have broken up. Jessica Simpson and now Kimmers? Is it breakup season? The deadline for refundable vacations must be over. [EOnline]

    The anti-energy drink: Slow Cow relaxation drink calms. We're sound as a pound with Ambien, thank you very much. [PSFK]

    Michael Jackson's doctor may have shot him with a lethal sedative, sources say, as the search for a confirmed cause of death continues. [NYPost]