Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · August 18, 2009

    90% of US bills carry traces of cocaine. We're licking our Benjamins, as we speak. [CNN]

    Real Housewifes eviction? Are you thinking what we're thinking? Spin off! [EOnline]

    New Midtown restaurant soft opening, today. The liquor license arrives manana. So yeah, pointless opening, today. [Eater]

    Marc Jacobs not looking forward to fashion week, but the grumpy won't rain on our parade. It will always be like Christmas, (Hanukka, Kwanza, what have you...) to us. [NYMag]

    Leo being very flirty with multiple lucky ladies at the VIP Room in St. Tropez. Jeally. [ONTD]

    Dr. McSteamy sex tape. Movie night! [NYP]

    Comme des Garcons for Converse. Adorb! [ELLE]