In bizarre news, American Girl just released a new homeless doll, Gwen. Apparently, Gwen's dad left, her mom fell on hard times, and now they sleep in their car. The irony? Like all American Girl dolls, Gwen costs $95. [Chicago Now]
Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner's bedroom performance very "vanilla." [EOnline]
Rumble in Prospect Park! If you come across some gangs of mean-looking swans in Brooklyn, it's important to NOT GET INVOLVED. Or they might turn on you. [City Room]
Kraft to hold naming contest for new Vegemite spread. Maybe something in reverse psychology, like, "Crap jelly?" [WSJ]
Little J's Gossip Girl love interest revealed, and this one's straight! [NYMag]
New book investigates why women have sex. It was easier than anything other topic involving the female gender. [CNN]