Jane Hotel facing seven city violations. Violations of coolness? [NYP]
Become a South Park character. Seriously. [ONTD]
NJ Housewife Danielle Staub's ex plans to take legal action against her constant badmouthing. [EOnline]
Bethenny Frankel tells Jon Gosselin to get his crap together, reminding us why we love her. [People]
Tucker Max movie not meeting optimistic forecasts. Tear. Or not. [NYMag]