People magazine celebrates its 35th birthday, and doesn't look a day over 25! [People]
Harvard makes aggressive budget cuts, removing cookies from the faculty lounge. [NYT]
Audrina Patridge is on the market. We vote for a Justin Bobby reunion (hands off Kristin!). [EOnline]
Barney's holiday windows unveiled: pictures of old people? [Racked]
A sequel to Phantom of the Opera, set in Coney Island. It's sure to be a classic. [ONTD]