MySpace pretty much worthless? Trying telling that to the approximately 250,000,000 users! [Huffington Post]
Vampires are the new gays? Technically, since they are immortal, shouldn't they be the old gays? [Gawker]
Finally, someone is doing something about those filthy bananas! Emma Pillsbury will be stoked. [Gothamist]
Facebook and Twitter's growths flatten out. Maybe they've past puberty. So, the question is, where is everyone going online? Besides Guest of a Guest, of course. [Mashable]
Being a chocoholic is good for you. Seriously. [InStyle]
Wait, didn't Obama just win the Nobel Peace Prize? So that must be why he's sending more troops to Afghanistan. I totally get it. [NYPost]