Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner tie the knot! [EOnline]
ESPN fires Steve Phillips following his affair with a seriously not cute girl production assistant. [NYP]
Couples watch: Brody & Jayde, Justin & Jessica, John Krasinski & Emily Blunt... [People]
Fox news: it's a lot like erectile dysfunction, apparently. Who'd of thunk? [Mediaite]
Madoff associate found dead in swimming pool. [Intel]
