Is Tom Cruise buying up property for the advancement of Scientology? [Gawker]
It only took 800 years, but Cambridge University finally got some cheerleaders. [DailyNews]
After getting fired from Melrose Place, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz decides to try Broadway. [People]
Man faked (and filmed) his own death on the Bowery yesterday, and the neighbors freaked out. [NY Post]
Students rally to support teacher suspended for assigning short story about masturbation. Hey, at least his students are reading! [Gothamist]