Columbia professor punches fellow faculty member in the face. Weeeeell that was stupid. [NYP]
Ungaro calls Lindsay Lohan's line a "disaster." Oh, we called it. [Independent]
Speaking of LiLo, rumors that she was in a relationship with Heath Ledger when he died continue. [Radar]
Burberry's Gemma Ward to quit modeling over weight gain. Another one bites the dust. [ONTD]
Tom Ford: Yves Saint Laurent "evil." [TheCut]