Brighton Beach, the Russian Jersey Shore, to tarnish another classy, understated, not stereotyped coastal neighborhood in our area. [NYP]
President Obama ships case of crappy Canadian beer to crappy Canadian P.M. to "celebrate" Olympic victory of crappy Canadian hockey team. (Just kidding, Canucks.) [CityPaper]
Believe it or not, flying into and out of JFK is about to get even worse. [USA Today]
Liev Schreiber helps rescue audience member so wowed by the actor's Broadway show he nearly died on the spot. [TMZ]
Beloved misanthrope Jeremiah finds a great time machine of an article about imminent gentrification of the Meatpacking District. Ahhh, 1997. [Jeremiah]
Go down the rabbit hole (and not in a good way) of an excruciating Alice in Wonderland Q&A session. [UGO]