New York City parents: still pains in the ass. [CityRoom]
Harlem Chuck E. Cheese adds Shutter Island-level security measures. [NYP]
It looks like Alice In Wonderland is gonna be massive. Good, because Tim Burton and Jonny Depp were really struggling. [Deadline]
Dolphins are making the East River look like the Flipper Returns set. [Gothamist]
NJ Transit riders can expect across-the-board fare hikes. All for the privilege of getting to and from...Jersey. [NYT]
Check out the 35 Best Dance Sequences in movies. Don't dance along. [Flavorwire
Hot dogs might be the next lowly food item to sweep NYC. And I support that. [Province]