Man makes Mario figure out of toast, putting whole new spin on carbo loading [BloggingViaTypewriter]
Speaking of carbs, a New Jersey lady is eating 12,000 calories a day with the goal of becoming world's fattest woman. [DailyMail]
The Tribeca Film Festival lineup takes shape. [NYP}
If these beer halls could talk: a fascinating look at 150 years in the life of one Bowery building. [NYT]
Drunk teens cause $200,000 worth of damage at high school kegger. Rock star potential, kids. [1010]
Scorsese to meet Borat/Bruno/Ali G in his next movie. [Deadline]
Billboard announcing New York's bedbug epidemic rises above Times Square strip club. Puts you in the mood, no? [Wirehead's Flickr]
I woke up with the power out...[NYDN]
Even classy Hollywood couples are bound to divorce: Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are donezo. [EW]