Stanley is cold and exhausted from Art Basel, and, despite all of the turkey he gobbled down on Thursday, he has lost a lot of weight! As a result, he needs food. Now. Normally he loves to eat pig ears, however, you can easily nourish his barrel-chested body by sending in tips. Have something Stanley should know? Share with him by emailing email@example.com, and give a dog a bone. Ruff!