How does Stanley Stuyvesant get his barrel-chested body through the day? Food of course! And it's never a good idea to allow stanley to get hangry, so its important that he gets food. Normally he loves to eat pig ears, however, you can easily nourish his soul by sending in tips. Have something Stanley should know? Share with him by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, and give a dog a bone. Ruff!