The Grey Lady paints the town red. [Business Insider]
TSA teams up with MTA, local Excedrin sales skyrocket. [Gothamist]
Meet the new New York Nightlife Associate president. [MrLewis]
New $100 bill loudly, colorfully taunts those who will never touch it. [Inquisitr]
Grace Coddington grants rare interview. Still no word on that time she cut Anna Wintour's brakes. [LondonTimes]
Shake Shack adds peanut butter bacon burger. And Albany is still worried about a little salt. [Eater]
Glee has a Madonna episode. Elton John thinks show is getting a little too gay.