4. Staying On Chat For Too Long
Ever since Chat came along, Facebook has become a dangerous place. And with that new live news stream thing, you should be terrified of doing anything - but I digress. Chat is awesome for talking to all of your friends while also fulfilling your need to lurk. However, things can get bad fast.
You find yourself judging those you see with a green dot next to their name all. day. long. Do they not work? What loserz! Then it dawns on you, "Shit, I'm online too."
You begin to worry if everyone thinks you have no life, that everything you do revolves around Facebook, or the worst - that you're waiting for people to talk to you.
You take a glance at your friend list, the only green dots are you and that other guy, the one who comments on pictures of girls he doesn't know. Loneliness ensues.
Yes Virginia, it is time to get unavailable.