You Should Know: Sam Jones

by guestofaguest · September 30, 2014

    Sam Jones

    Sam Jones, a content writer, comedian, and a blogger with a inappropriate, hilariously-entertaining sense of humor, does not hold back.  Her web series, At Home With Sam Jones, follows her life and family through a series of comical situations and profiles, including "Mom Finds my Vibrator," and "Exploiting My Family: Happy Ending." You're sure to find Sam out partying and taking on the NYC nightlife at various events including Deryck Todd's STRUT! party at ACME, to which she is a frequent host. Sam is a gift that keeps giving, and someone you most definitely need to know.

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    Occupation: Comedy writer, content creator, pot head. Instagram/Twitter: @therealsamjones, @annie_warhall

    "Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."

    Sam Jones Questionnaire

    What do you actually do all day? Laugh. Write. Smoke. Create.

    Favorite song growing up? Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry.

    My biggest secret it... I like midget porn.

    Why do you live in NYC? The grittiness.

    Uber, Taxi, Subway, or Citi Bike? Fuck Uber. Subway, Taxi, Bicycle.

    My motto is... Never bring a dildo to a knife fight.

    My alter ego is... Lucille Ball on acid.

    The last drink I had was... Twenty minutes ago.

    My secret crush is... Michael Imperioli.

    What was your first job? A hand job. Just kidding. Insurance agent for Allstate.

    If you had one day left to live in NYC what would you do? Mushrooms.

    Coming from? Going to? I don't know if I'm coming or going.

    What is your favorite work of art? Photograph of Cindy Crawford, by Ricky Powell (that I own.)

    Who should we know? Judy Cohen. My mother.