Choate Rosemary Hall, the alma mater of JFK and our favorite Freaky Friday Mom (Jamie Lee Curtis - duh), expelled 17 students in 1984 for attempting to run a cocaine ring out of their dorm room. After flying to Venezuela for ~spring break~, two students pursued smuggling 350 grams of the drug into the United States and onto their pristine Connecticut campus before getting arrested at John F. Kennedy airport. Hey - at least they paid a bit of tribute to their most famous alum. 15 other students pled guilty to aiding and abetting. Who knew Pablo Escobar could be so preppy.