You Should Know: "Broke-Ass" Stuart Schuffman

by guestofaguest · October 21, 2015

Broke Ass Stuart Schuffman

While Broke-Ass may not technically be his Christian name, God knows that Stuart Schuffman has gained a lot of traction and gotten quite a bit of mileage out of that title. Seriously, you need a San Francisco recommendation? Stuart's got it. Where to hang, where to eat, who to meet, what to do. This travel writer slash tv host could literally be the mayor of this town. And actually, he thinks so too!


Travel Writer, Poet, TV Host, Motherfucking Hustler, also Mayoral candidate

Place of birth:

Los Angeles, CA


@brokeassstuart/ @brokeassstuart

Stuart Schaffman

What do you actually do all day?

Right now?Try to get people to vote. Normally? Write and send emails

Favorite song growing up?

My biggest secret is…

I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm making it up as I go.

Why do you live in San Francisco?

Came here cuz I love it. Still here cuz I have rent control

Uber, Taxi, BART or Bike?

Walk! and Mass Transit and cabs when I'm drunk.

My motto is…

Let's Get Weird.

My alter ego is…

Not sure if it's Broke-ass Stuart or Stuart Schuffman

The last drink I had was…


My secret crush is…

Mayor Ed Lee

What was your first job?

Round Table Pizza

If you had one day left to live in SF, what would you do?

Throw a party with everyone I love.

Coming from? Going to?

Coming from and going to: Campaign meetings.

What is your favorite work of art?

Fuck you. What's yours?

Richie Cunning.