"Big shout out to the Mormon homie Chet Cannon! A lot of people don't realize that I'm cool with Republicans, but it's a big country out there, and one thing that can bring us all together is hanging out with a badass baby such as myself. Big Chet loved playing pranks on 'The Real World: Brooklyn,' so I decided to play a prank of my own by telling him he was my biological father. You should have seen the look on his face!"