Hedwig and the Angry Inch set for Broadway revival. Thank you, Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors? [Vulture]
The only thing better than an egg cream is an alcoholic egg cream. [Jeremiah's]
Judge exposes NYC porn shop loophole. [NYP]
New Jersey residents ashamed to admit they live there lead to low census turnout. [1010]
Degenerate gamblers might get gambling terminals in their degenerate bars. [NYDN]
Did Hooters open a Hamptons branch or did April Fool's come early? [Gawker]