Marty Markowitz wants an Apple store in Brooklyn because "My God, even Staten Island has an Apple store!" [NYMag]
Punk rock pioneer Malcolm McLaren has died. [Times]
Mike Bloomberg says nice things about Eliot Spitzer, but "in a nondescript, bored, glazed-over, unamused, coy" way. [Village Voice]
Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne are making out in cars. Good for them, I guess. [TMZ]
Snooki and the Jersey Shore kids will start in Miami but finish up the second season in NJ. It's comforting to know they'll be so close. [NYDN]
Bernie Madoff's sidekick Frank DiPascali Jr. has to give up all his fancy, fancy cars, including his motor scooter. [Post]