Eavesdropping In: McDonald's Makes Rest Of World Fat As America, Conan O'Brien Finds A Job, We Get Robbed Of Our Pulitzer

McDonald's sells cupcakes, outdated NYC neighborhood descriptions to Germans. [NYT]

Conan O'Brien heading to TBS: Land of the Saved By The Bell rerun. [Deadline]

Enjoy the priceless sight of the New York Times food critic eating that vile KFC "breadless sandwich." [Eater]

This year's Pulitzer Prize winners. [NYT]

The most groan-inducing Jersey Shore "spin-off" yet: Massachusetts. [BlackBook]

Heidi Montag in a bikini. There are no words. [Gawker]