Welcome to New York, Swedish Princess Madeleine! Sorry your fiance cheated on you with a "ski bunny." [NYDN]
If you're driving a truck down the FDR, don't get wedged under underpasses. [Gothamist]
Ekaterina Gerasimova is a model who secretly videotapes critics of the Kremlin having special times with her. It's all in service of Mother Russia. [Post]
Darren Aronofsky insulted Brooklyn and arty hipsters are piiiiissed. [Curbed]
Sellers of real estate vanity listings are optimistic, deluded. [Observer]
Jersey Shore producers already looking toward the 3rd season, assemble dream team of juiceheads. [TMZ]