Representative Barney Frank puts the smack down on a town hall participant holding a sign with Obama's picture defaced to look like Hitler. We got your back, Barney! [CNN]
Liberating women could save the world. We so called this one. [NYT]
The top 9 sex tapes. Just when the afternoon was beginning to drag, things are looking up (har har)! [EOnline]
Hamptons restauranteur Jean-Luc Kleefield arrested for the third time. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, apparently. [Curbed]
The newspaper industry can learn a lot from porn. We'd imagine a bunch of people could learn from porn. [NYMag]
Michael Jackson's doctor to be charged with manslaughter. Cause he's bad, he's bad, you know it (probably in poor taste, but we couldn't resist). [NYP]
Don Hewitt, the creator of 60 minutes, has died. R.I.P. to this great father of modern television news. [CBS]