Jay-Z says he helps Beyonce with her dance moves. [PopEater]
Tiger Woods writes apology letter to parents of children that attend school with his daughter. Mysteriously, it only arrives at the homes of single mothers. [TMZ]
It was only a matter of time: the Jersey Shore porn parody. [Gawker]
Bristol Palin will play herself on episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager." Yes, one of the few possible perks of an unplanned, teen pregnancy is that you can guest star on a show about unplanned, teen pregnancy. [People]
Leave it to the French to take an anti-smoking ad to the next (unnecessary) level. [NYT]
Chefs gone wild. [GrubSt]
ABC expected to offer "hundreds" of buyouts, tomorrow. [Mediaite]