Cheating Girlfriend's Coachella Tickets On Craigslist
You know who won't be a part of the first weekend of Coachella this year? One cheating girlfriend.
Coachella Weekend 1 - $250 (Los Angeles)
Selling my cheating girlfriend's ticket for the amount she's paid for. Not only is this ticket legit and not ridiculously marked up, it's at an unbelievable discount to you. All thanks to this barebacking waste of a stain trollop who's got lies sillier than the syphilis she got. Since this ticket is a steal, I wanna make sure it goes to someone a lot worthier than Ms. Erica Washington.
All I need is a letter explaining why you deserve her ticket. You can be as over the top and full of shit. I'm only choosing the best one to mail her in lieu of the actual wristband she's expecting to still get. Bitch got jokes.
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