A certain congressman's abs rival The Situation's. He probably fist pumps and GTLs too. [NYT]
Apparently all unemployed Americans are crack addicts! [HuffPo]
Just like when P. Diddy shortened his name to Diddy, National Public Radio wants to stay hip and just be called NPR. NBD. [WaPo]
Venus Williams says Tiger Woods "knows how to do it." Hehe [Politico]
Not fair! America wants hot spies too! [LATimes]