In the midst of fighting the war on obesity, America has fat pride [NYT]
Eye Spy: Russian Spies [WashPo]
Joe Biden swears at ice cream custard maker to distract us from other breaking news [Wonkette]
Drunk driver popped another brewski as he waited to be rescued from his overturned car [Reuters]
Dunder Mifflin will lose its best boss after this upcoming season [Perez]