That Iranian scientist? Kidnapped or not, the U.S. is saying they paid him $5 million for nuclear secrets. See? We're nice kidnappers [WashPo]
Eek! Verizon might not need the iPhone in order to dominate the cool-phone world? [NYTimes]
BP doesn't just kill mother earth. They're racist too [HuffPo]
Rep. Sue Wyrick (R-NC) is only concerned about border patrol because it's how Hezbollah gets into our country [Wonkette]
Hooray for gays in Argentina! They can wed [WSJ]