Hey Snooki, don't cry! It's really not a good look for you [People]
Who goes to WNBA games? President Obama and his daughter Sasha, apparently [HuffPo]
Pamela Anderson brings abandoned dogs from the oil spill to Virginia [WaPo]
Bye pot brownies, Congress says it's time for you to go [Politico]
R.I.P. Cheese Doodle inventor, you've been so good to us [NYDN]