Beat Madden '11 and you can virtually meet Obama while presenting him with a winning jersey! [Politico]
The Nats sign slugger Bryce Harper for $9.9 million [WaPo]
Sooo....that "police escort" that paved the way for the Salahis to arrive at the Park for Paul Wharton's birthday party in last week's episode of Real Housewives of DC--under investigation. Note to authorities: if you value your job, perhaps you should steer clear of Michaele and Tareq [NBCWash]
Babies hate Obama [NYMag]
Great way to make some extra cash: D.C. Police Chief Kathy Lanier unveils "Got Guns?" initiative, offering tipsters up to $1,000 for anonymous tips that lead police to illegal firearms [WashTimes]