And the Prom King is... GOP House Representative John Fleming! [Wonkette]
Swear you were sober when you got that DUI in D.C. last year? Well, you probably were. [WaPo]
BP does have a twitter, but probably not the one you're reading [NYT]
This one-star rating for Bethenny's Getting Married must be out of pity [NYDN]
Midterm Elections: John Mayer vs. "The Situation" [HuffPo]