This just in: Joran van der Sloot is emotionally immature and hates women [NYDailyNews]
DC street food's a more contentious issue than ever imagined. Vendors have option to sell food other than hot dogs [WashPo]
Library of Congress weighs in on age old beef between East and West, adds Tupac but not Biggie to archives thanks to "cultural significance." WEST COAST! [Gawker]
Tara Palmieri leaves Washington Examiner for NYP's Page Six. Blames the Salahis [NYMag]
BP finally organizes clean-up committee, headed by Robert Dudley. [WSJ]
Anything's better than 43 months worth of prison food. Jack Abramoff opens a Kosher Pizza joint in Baltimore [Gawker]