Cheney's heart keeps on pumpin' [NYT]
Lindsay Lohan's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. [NYDN]
Hey Obamas! Don't worry about the gulf or unemployment, just sit back, relax, and listen to some showtunes! [WaPo]
It's a good thing Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson will NOT have a t.v. show, our Tivo won't let us record any more crappy reality shows. [Politico]
Glenn Beck may permanently lose his voice vision. [HuffPo]