Megan Fox's man put a ring on it...a big one [HuffPo]
Salahis are mere "snippet" of Real Housewives of D.C. series. Don't get it twisted [WashPo]
Dems are unable to get enough votes for climate change bill--sorry Mother Earth! [Wonkette]
Mother Nature is mad the Dems couldn't pass the bill, and is striking back with record heat and humidity. Stay the hell inside today and tomorrow [WashPo]
Rep. Charles Rangle (D-NY) to face House ethics committee [NYTimes]