What's this Obama keeps talking about? A car, a ditch, car keys, being muddy... huh? [NYT]
No more teachers, no more books, school's out forever! At least mentally, that is. [WSJ]
Hickory, dickory, dock. The Senate is getting a new clock! [WaPo]
Which do you love more, your hearing or your iPod? [HuffPo]
Mayors Adrian Fenty and Michael Bloomberg love gigantic portions of penne a la vodka too! [Politico]