Post 9/11 U.S. government is so secretive, no one knows what its function really is, or how much it costs [WashPo]
Sarah Palin thinks she's a genius...and better than Shakespeare? [Wonkette]
Cristiano Ronaldo's baby mama is a waitress, whom he very romantically seduced [PerezHilton]
Tea Party gives the boot to racist leader, Mark Williams, over blog post [CNN]
Republicans could win Senate this November [WSJ]