Another effing oil spill?! In Michigan this time [WashPo]
Congress narrows disparity between crack and powder cocaine felony sentencing criteria...lessening the claims that drug laws are racist? [HuffPo]
Arizona judge outlaws blatant racial profiling when she declares the state's anti-Mexican shenanigans uncool. Illegal immigrants rejoice [Wonkette]
Elvis's white grand piano is up for auction, hound dog [PerezHilton]
Chelsea Clinton's wedding means no fly zone. So it's in Rhinbeck, NY then, yes? [NYMag]