Unbreakable (Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom)
This is like the
Citizen Kane of awful celebrity fragrances. A perpetually sweaty, gigantic basketball player and his powerfully-built bride, who also happens to be the Billy Baldwin of her own celebrity brood? A
unisex fragrance named Unbreakable, as if this was a lifelong romance and not a marriage that went down
exactly one month after the couple met for the first time? A racy ad campaign that looked like awkwardly staged amateur pornography? I gotta say, I'm almost thinking about going out and buying this just for laughs. Which, I guess, means it worked?