How Will Madonna's Perfume Stack Up Against The Silliest Celebrity Fragrances Of All Time?

Driven (Derek Jeter) I admit, my lifelong love of the Red Sox makes me predisposed to find this hilarious and absurd. But doesn't Captain Clutch kind of look like every other subhuman New York greasebag in this ad? They ought to put the Valtrex right into the cologne and save everyone an extra step. Of course, this guy is the George Clooney of baseball, so he could probably go out on the town wearing Joba Chamberlain's wrung-out jockstrap as a cologne and still bring home a Miss Universe or two, but something tells me the poor mooks buying this at their local Century 21 won't be quite so lucky. [photo via]