"Don't Spank A Police Horse": St. Patrick's Day Do's And Don'ts

DON'T Call It A "Carbomb"

I'm not telling you that you can't drop a shot into a beer and chug it.  I would never tell you that. What I am telling you is that, if you call it an 'Irish Carbomb' in front of Irish people, you might piss them off. And why would you want to do that on their special day? That's not cool. If your goal is to take some sort of weird stand on this one because people need to lighten up or whatever, and you're willing to ruin everyone's fun and make things tense and awkward by insisting on calling it a car bomb when it makes other people uncomfortable, you're probably the same sort of asshole that insists that you're not racist and your Confederate flag is about Southern heritage. In other words, you're a huge douche. Do me a favor and go party elsewhere.