Slide #3
"I'm not really into '30 Rock' mostly because the jokes are weird and that makes me feel uncomfortable, but Katrina Bowden is a stone fox, bro. You know who else agrees? My dude Jay Cutler, QB for the Bears, who's totally checking her out in this photo. Actually, I'm not sure if this guy's Cutler, but he kinda looks like him, so I'm gonna call him Cutler all night until we get in a fight about it. Whether or not it's actually him, I figure I can take him. Jay Cutler's a pussy."