Babyonce Is Born: Blue Ivy Carter Makes The Internet Self Combust

1. I hate hating on Beyonce. She is a golden god that walks the earth among us measly mortals.  But let's be frank for just a moment: Is it just me or does Blue Ivy sound like the stripper name for a girl really named Bonnie Irene from Ohio? Or maybe a shot made with blueberry vodka and ginger ale? Just a little, no? Apparently I am not alone in this: So now that we got that out of the way, let us continue on our quest through all things that are Blue Ivy Carter. [Photo via]