Johnny Depp Is Having A Really Bad Week

by Stephanie Maida · May 26, 2016

    Honestly, we could have warned him of this ages ago. Sorry, Johnny, your cool-guy days have long been over and even though your cheekbones remain, you're still too lame to actually bag a hot young starlet like Amber Heard. 

    Just days after the loss of his mother, Johnny Depp is saying goodbye to another leading lady in his life: his wife, Amber Heard. The 30-year-old reportedly filed for divorce on Monday, citing the go-to "irreconcilable differences," after just over a year of marriage. Yikes. What's worse - there ain't no prenup and yes, she's requesting spousal support. Vanessa Paradis, Kate Moss, and Winona Ryder must be loving this. Here's hoping things start looking up for this guy.

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