Singing the Thong Song

Thong SongI myself am wearing a Victoria's Secret one-size Lacie Thong in nude today, which I sadly discovered has been changed to having real sizes. While this is super disappointing, as it's way more fun to buy a panty and not have to choose a size, I will definitely keep investing in these. Even though my shorts are too big, I can barely feel my underwear - only when I'm outside, walking, and sweating do I feel a presence between my cheeks. Here's what my other thong-wearing friends said: A says, "I'm wearing a red thong from VS with a lacy waistline. They say 'STAY THE NIGHT' on the crotch." I promptly received photo evidence from A, which was unsurprising but completely unnecessary. She went on to explain how wonderful this thong is, saying: "The best part of this particular thong is that the back part is made of cotton. Thongs that just have elastic in the back typically rub my butt crack raw, whereas cotton just caresses my butt crack gently all day long. Emotionally, this thong's benefits are twofold.The lace waistline makes it easy to hide under leggings (my typical pants of choice) so it increases my confidence in my personal appearance. And every time I admire my crotch, the sparkly font reminds me not to take life too seriously. The thong style promotes butt cheek liberation, and the message promotes sexual liberation." M says, "I'm wearing a VS thong and I feel like I can conquer the world with the power of lace." We feel that, M, we feel that. K says, "I'm wearing a VS V-String, they're very comfy, and they make it feel like I'm not wearing anything which is gr8." She is obviously very hip, as evidenced by her lingo. They also make me feel like I have a dirty secret in my pants #scandalous." We agree, K, the best part of wearing a thong all day long is that secret piece of sexy! S relays what we all tend to feel: "I'm wearing a VS thong because yoga pants. Emotionally I feel like no matter how many days it's been since I last washed my hair I'm still a tad sexy with this small under garment on." [Photo via @vspink]
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