I didn't want to take out my annoyance with the Kardashians on the letter K, but it's too late. I hate the letter K and I hate that the Kardashians whore it out so much. But what do I hate the most? That every company eats it up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and will willingly drop an offensive amount of money to have those three blockheads slap their obnoxious "K" all over their products. Case in point, Nicole by OPI. [Photo via]I get it, chicks love the Kardashians so the nail polish demographic makes sense, but when it comes down to it, the colors aren't what's special. Yes that's right, the nail polish names are as nauseating as you expected them to be. Here's the list:
Kourt Is Red-y For A Pedi
Hard Kourt Fashionista
Khloe Had A Little Lam-Lam
My Empire...My Rules
Follow Me On Glitter
Listen To Your Momager!
Kendall On The Katwalk
Disco Dolls
Rainbow In The S-Kylie
Sealed With A Kris
Something Spark-Kylie
All Kendall-ed Up
It's All About The Glam
Kim-pletely in Love
....Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam? Listen To Your Momager? Kourt is Red-y For a Pedi? Did this take them all of 2 minutes to think of? I can't wait to see the episode where they are brainstorming polish names in between really uncomfortable wrestling scenes between Khloe and Kourtney while Kim is checking herself out in the mirror as Kris makes it more and more obvious that Kim is her favorite. Quite frankly, what I'm really disappointed about is that Bruce didn't get a polish name. Maybe the next Kardashian project will be hair products...they'd HAVE to include Brucey on that one.
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